So it is officially wedding season, for me at least. For whatever reason, only one of these weddings is on a Saturday. This has caused me to sit down with My Manager on various occasions to discuss my schedule. He even has an Outlook calendar set up just for me noting each event.

Today I sat down with him to discuss next weekend’s plans. This included an attempt to get off early on Friday during the busiest time of our month.

Me: So I was hoping to leave around 2ish to avoid traffic. There is also a bachelorette thing going on that night.

My Manager: Now that’s the last thing I need. You getting off early to go down to Georgia and get in trouble with some stripper or something. Some dude coming up to you in a police outfit saying ‘Excuse me ma’am. You are under arrest for hottness.’ Really.”