My Manager is Catholic, which means during Lent he is not eating meat on Fridays. Which is proving to make ordering lunch slightly more complicated.

Friday we decided to order Thai…

My Manager: Leize Marie, please order me the vegetable curry.

Me: Ok. Do you want tofu in that also?

My Manager: Hell no! Just vegetables! If I ordered tofu, I would also have to ask for a side of tampons to go with it!

Me: Ok. No tofu.