As I was finally straightening up my desk, My Manager walks in to tell me something. During the conversation, I threw a small stack of paper into the trash can, however, we have a shredding service that recycles paper…

My Manager: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Why don’t you just go cut down a whole forest?!?!

Me: It was just a small stack of paper.

My Manager: I am telling you, if I am the one here trying to save the environment, we are SCREWED! And I am not the one who went to third world countries to feed starving children. What is wrong with this picture?!

Me: I have no idea.