Today The Boss and I were having a conversation about vegetarianism. Somehow he related the topic to a quote by Edward Cullen from Twilight. Since I have never seen Twilight or read one word from the books, I just gave him my frequent and typical blank stare…

The Boss: Leize Marie, you don’t know what I am talking about? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!

Me: I don’t know. Sorry?

The Boss: You know in the fourth grade when they separate boys and girls for “the talk”, telling you how you are different, where were you? Weren’t you supposed to learn girl things like that? (Puffs his chest). Aren’t you supposed to be like, “OMG! Jacob the totally hot and ripped werewolf!”? I just don’t get it.