Tomorrow is my birthday, so this morning Boss came in with a small gift. He said, “There is more to come, but I just couldn’t wait. So here.”

He then proceeded to tell me that he got this for 2 reasons:

1. To have something on his car so he would fit in down here.

2. Because he thinks that I am more wag and he is more bark.

He finished his presentation with, “I got one too. But don’t worry, we don’t park close enough in the lot for it to be embarrassing.”