The Boss (condescendingly): Have you ever run a 5k?
Me: No, but I have run a 10k.
The Boss: Oh. Well 5k’s are deceivingly difficult. They suck you in by saying “it’s only 3 miles…”
In other work news, below is a picture from The Boss and my “OSHA smoke break” today. Which do not, however, include cigarettes, but do include sports time. I am so happy that one of the requests from my proposal was honored.